January 2nd, 2005
Magical Vacation. HA!
I will never, never ever drink coke vodka again. I had too close a call. *pffft*
EH KASI NAMAN EH!!! *huff huff* Mga BI ang aking mga pinsan/ tito sa Roxas! First time ko pa lang sila nakilala eh nilasing ako kaagad! Tigas nila... I swear. HAHA!
They're actually like 3rd or 4th degree relatives. I can't even trace our connection! But that's typical in a small town like Roxas... you're related to everyone! Including two mayors and a beauty queen. (Hey, I'm even related to Barbie from Barbie's cradle!! Sort of... :D)
Okay, okay... I'll start from the beginning.
My family and I went to Roxas in Capiz (yes, where the manananggals originated, though I never saw one *pouts*) to bury my great-grandmother and to have a little vacation on the beach. A party was held in our honor one night and I pretty much pigged out on the lechon (haha! pun intended. sorry...). Some cousins approached us and invited us to their table. Kewl... too bad they were cousins, some of them were pretty cute. heehee... Anyway, with a stern glare and a command to be home by 11, our parents left us alone with them.
Huge mistake on their part.
Ha-ha!
I can honestly say that was a victim of alcoholic manipulation. Right. They kept on filling my glass, and toasting me, so I had to drink the fundador. I didn't realize at first that they weren't drinking their own drinks! Sneaky, sneaky. *smirk* And they had these Magic Berries that really did the trick.
Ah, Magic Berries.
Before your brains go into overdrive and think evil thoughts like "she's taking drugs!!!", they're not drugs. They're just some little, normal (?), red berries that grew in my cousin's backyard. Once you eat them, everything else you eat afterwards will taste sweet. Even calamansi.
WOW. MAGIC.
And suddenly, the liquor tasted like coke. Damn, I was in REAL trouble.
I started joking around with my really drunk grandfather. I told him I wanted to see an aswang and he said he would call his aswang friend because everyone has a cellphone these days. Then after a few minutes, he told me the aswang couldn't come because there was traffic... it was full moon after all. In all seriousness, I nodded and sighed at the loss of seeing an aswang. Everyone else was laughing at us. Heehee... totally hilarious.
Mmmm... coke. I mean, rhum. Yum... Tipsy. Everything started spinning like crazy.
It was 2:00 am. WAAAAYYY past our curfew. We stopped at a pizza and bulalo place (haha!! I find that funny... hehe) and I was really tipsy then. Puked twice inside the restaurant before the world shtopped shpinning. At around 3:00 am, they finally took me and my sister home (she was a little less drunk than me, but still drunk nonetheless) and I fell dead asleep on the bed.
I dreaded the next morning.
By some heavenly intervention, a miracle happened. My parents did not get angry at us for getting home so late. Of course, none of us told them about the drunk moi part... but I think they were suspicious. If they were, they didn't say anything about it. Talk about discreet.
And talk about luck.
NOT going to push it and repeat the whole ordeal. Nope. Nada. Never.
I will NOT drink that much EVER again. I swear. I guess the saying that third time's the charm is true.
What a vacation.
p.s. Tangina, umitim ako! NOOO!!! At tumaba din ako ng konti... Hell.
Wait a sec, mawawala din yan after a week of arki stuff. *nods* right!!
EH KASI NAMAN EH!!! *huff huff* Mga BI ang aking mga pinsan/ tito sa Roxas! First time ko pa lang sila nakilala eh nilasing ako kaagad! Tigas nila... I swear. HAHA!
They're actually like 3rd or 4th degree relatives. I can't even trace our connection! But that's typical in a small town like Roxas... you're related to everyone! Including two mayors and a beauty queen. (Hey, I'm even related to Barbie from Barbie's cradle!! Sort of... :D)
Okay, okay... I'll start from the beginning.
My family and I went to Roxas in Capiz (yes, where the manananggals originated, though I never saw one *pouts*) to bury my great-grandmother and to have a little vacation on the beach. A party was held in our honor one night and I pretty much pigged out on the lechon (haha! pun intended. sorry...). Some cousins approached us and invited us to their table. Kewl... too bad they were cousins, some of them were pretty cute. heehee... Anyway, with a stern glare and a command to be home by 11, our parents left us alone with them.
Huge mistake on their part.
Ha-ha!
I can honestly say that was a victim of alcoholic manipulation. Right. They kept on filling my glass, and toasting me, so I had to drink the fundador. I didn't realize at first that they weren't drinking their own drinks! Sneaky, sneaky. *smirk* And they had these Magic Berries that really did the trick.
Ah, Magic Berries.
Before your brains go into overdrive and think evil thoughts like "she's taking drugs!!!", they're not drugs. They're just some little, normal (?), red berries that grew in my cousin's backyard. Once you eat them, everything else you eat afterwards will taste sweet. Even calamansi.
WOW. MAGIC.
And suddenly, the liquor tasted like coke. Damn, I was in REAL trouble.
I started joking around with my really drunk grandfather. I told him I wanted to see an aswang and he said he would call his aswang friend because everyone has a cellphone these days. Then after a few minutes, he told me the aswang couldn't come because there was traffic... it was full moon after all. In all seriousness, I nodded and sighed at the loss of seeing an aswang. Everyone else was laughing at us. Heehee... totally hilarious.

Mmmm... coke. I mean, rhum. Yum... Tipsy. Everything started spinning like crazy.
It was 2:00 am. WAAAAYYY past our curfew. We stopped at a pizza and bulalo place (haha!! I find that funny... hehe) and I was really tipsy then. Puked twice inside the restaurant before the world shtopped shpinning. At around 3:00 am, they finally took me and my sister home (she was a little less drunk than me, but still drunk nonetheless) and I fell dead asleep on the bed.
I dreaded the next morning.
By some heavenly intervention, a miracle happened. My parents did not get angry at us for getting home so late. Of course, none of us told them about the drunk moi part... but I think they were suspicious. If they were, they didn't say anything about it. Talk about discreet.
And talk about luck.
NOT going to push it and repeat the whole ordeal. Nope. Nada. Never.
I will NOT drink that much EVER again. I swear. I guess the saying that third time's the charm is true.
What a vacation.
p.s. Tangina, umitim ako! NOOO!!! At tumaba din ako ng konti... Hell.
Wait a sec, mawawala din yan after a week of arki stuff. *nods* right!!
Posted by crazytesuka at 02:37 PM | 2 WHOOOO!
