The Land of Crimson Dreams

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Rave: Shet. Ang cute talaga niya! As in cute – no, gwapo to the point of me resorting to semi-stalking. His shift is every Monday and Wednesday mornings – I usually go there to catch up on my studies after I bring my sister to school. He caught my interest a few months back but it only became a die-hard-konti-nalang-at-parang-rac-and-bulaong-crush when he talked to me about giving a discount to my org. Shet. I so wanted to melt when he smiled. GRABEH. Minsan lang ako makakita ng type ko na lalake. GRABEEEH TALAGA. *melts into a puddle*

Tangina. Landi. HAHAHA!

Hm. Wednesday bukas. *evil gleam in Cheska’s eyes*

Rant: Never-ending plates. Six, in fact. Everything’s piling up to my neck... before I know it, I’d be asphyxiated, drowning in tracing paper, lead, and used masking tapes. I can’t even feel the fair season, dammit. Add the sleepy atmosphere caused by the cold weather and I’m done for. I’m feeling guilty for not finishing my construction plate on time and therefore having to leave most of the design plate stuff to Dax. Garrrgh. I want to take a one-week hiatus to fix everything. *sigh* As if.

(w)Rite: I think I should get a laptop. One of those cheap ones. I only need Microsoft word and the internet, after all. What for, you ask? For writing. I want to write more – to organize my thoughts, to tap my creative side, that kind of thing. Why not a notebook? I’m too lazy to write manually. Besides, since I use my hands to draft, I’d rather use another action for my fingers to write (type). The internet’s for research and web posting for my future fans. Bwehehehe! :D

I want to write anything and everything – from fantasy to psychoanalyses. Sometimes I get that itch... I used to type away until the wee hours of the morning when I was in high school, putting all my thoughts and my emotions into my writing. These days, I don’t even have time to eat, more so time to write (except for the occasional blog post). It’s getting kind of frustrating.

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Customer care in 2030

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh...,
hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr. Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094-2366, your office 7645-2302 and your

mobile is 014-266-2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Ope rator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last
year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.&q uot;

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash  ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free

bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on y our records you're also diabetic....... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer: [Faints]

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May pagka-exag din ito ah! Can this really happen in 13 years? *pffft*

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BITIN ANG HOT GIMMICK! LECHE!!!!!

That Hatsumi girl has some heavy duty problems. It’s totally annoying how she is just so FREAKIN’ nice and naïve… and weak! Not to mention the fact that three absolutely gorgeous guys are in love with her – one psycho horny kid, one vengeful teenage model, and one adopted brother. How typically twisted…Yummy. Must be nice to live in a world where a person can work all night, go to class during the day, and still have time to worry about family and love life. No wonder it only exists in paper. Haha.

Ah, the stuff of mangas and telenovelas. A fantasy world full of hypothetical and unlikely problems dramatized to the point where the readers/viewers are absolutely held spellbound. HEH. Makes my life seem a tad bit boring. I don’t think a plot consisting of a non-existing love life, a mountain of plates, and the hopeless cry for slumber would be an interesting storyline.

<Warning: psychoanalysis ahead>
I think these stories and T.V. shows add to one’s depression. They emphasize the lack of adventure and excitement in the life of the reader/viewer after she realizes that these things do NOT happen in real life – especially in HER life – thus, contributing to one’s overall feeling of gloom and hopelessness (note: am using SHE because most shogo manga readers and telenovela watchers are women. Correct me if I’m wrong. :D). But then, to alleviate that heavy feeling, she then tries to cheer herself up by watching her favorite telenovela or reading her favorite manga… starting the vicious cycle all over again. No wonder depression is the most popular sickness these days (okay, okay… I’m making this up but admit it, everyone has it!).

Nice one, producers and publishers.

Ugh, I feel really heavy and happy at the same time. Flickerstick is the best emotional booster ever. Their song, “Beautiful” (the one and only song I know from them) makes me feel warm and fuzzy… YEAH!
Kinikilabutan ako pag naririnig ko ito! WAAAH!!! ^_^ 

I know, and I feel that you can learn to hate just like me
I know, and I feel that I can learn to love just like you…

Dammit. Pa-balentayms ni Romel kay ate ay isang 1G na usb. I have no qualms about the practicality of it, but hello?! I was expecting him to give her chocolates so that Sandra and I can eat them. *sigh* No choco-sugar-rush tonight. Grrr.

(I gave him credit for not giving her flowers. No “you’re such a loser, Romel” today. HEHE *EVIL*)

Ate told me to date someone so I can get as much chocolates as I want. PFFT. Using a guy for chocolates? As if… *thinks* then again…. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! *evil smile*

AH! I’ll just buy hot chocolate tomorrow. That might do the trick, along with the eye candy. Heeeheehee.